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Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18034) - you deserved it (59869)

On 11/13/2011 at 8:11pm - misc - by honeybadger123 - United States (Massachusetts)

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But was it good weed?

#1 - On 11/14/2011 at 2:55am by holewski

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Dont do drugs

#6 - On 11/14/2011 at 2:58am by foodlord

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