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Today, I sat on the toilet and fell off as the broken toilet seat slid off. As I fell, I grabbed the light cord in an effort to stop myself, and pulled it out of the ceiling. Now I can't use the toilet, and have to shower in the dark. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22975) - you deserved it (5433)

On 11/10/2011 at 6:16am - misc - by Sack - United Kingdom

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That sounds like a shi- *gets shot*

#3 - On 11/10/2011 at 10:11am by Mr_Alarm

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I wonder how the toilet seat broke in the first place...

#5 - On 11/10/2011 at 10:12am by Lemuel

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