Miscellaneous: Today, I sat on the toilet and fell off as the broken toilet...

By Sack - 10/11/2011 11:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I sat on the toilet and fell off as the broken toilet seat slid off. As I fell, I grabbed the light cord in an effort to stop myself, and pulled it out of the ceiling. Now I can't use the toilet, and have to shower in the dark. FML

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By TheKingDavis - 14/02/2011 07:11 - United States

Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2011 18:57 - United States

Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML

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By Kailey - 28/10/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was moving into my new house. While trying to turn on the light in the bedroom, I realized I couldn't reach the string on the fan. I got a chair, climbed up, reached over, and fell badly. While writhing in agony on the floor, I looked over to see a light switch on the wall. FML

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By soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML

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By pooplife - 30/11/2014 19:32 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for a moment, stunned, still pooping. FML

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You deserved it 4 962

By xo007 - 04/11/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML

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What the **** was that?

By Hatty - 14/03/2010 10:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting on the toilet when I felt something brush my shoulder. I turned around in fright, and one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat and into the toilet, making me fall sideways and hit my face on the toilet roll holder. I now have a black eye. It was my hair on my shoulder. FML

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By SeatofIgnorance - 29/08/2017 04:30

Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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You deserved it 3 363

By BrownDump - 14/05/2011 10:43 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

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You deserved it 14 182

Mr_Alarm 12

Thursday 10 November 2011 16:11

That sounds like a shi- *gets shot*

Lemuel_fml 5

Thursday 10 November 2011 16:12

I wonder how the toilet seat broke in the first place...

Comments

perdix 29

Thursday 10 November 2011 16:57

What do you need to see in the shower anyways? You can always squat over the toilet until you can arrange financing for a new seat. If you are so poor, you should be ******** in the woods.

margie4peace 11

Friday 11 November 2011 5:29

You used to be funny, Perdix. Now you are usually just mean. What happened?

padlarf 14

Thursday 10 November 2011 16:59

You could use the toilet without a seat, you know. Sure, it isn't very comfortable, but it should get you through to when you buy a new seat.

disney_blonde 16

Thursday 10 November 2011 17:13

You can get a toilet seat for $10 or less at Walmart, why would you keep using a broken one?

popee_fml 1

Thursday 10 November 2011 17:33

@ disney_blonde: actually it will be pretty expensive for the OP to buy a seat in Walmart... I guess it will be minimum 400$ to buy a plane ticket to the US to go to Walmart :D! And maybe his/her toilet sit broke as he/she was sitting on the seat...

Cappiej 18

Thursday 10 November 2011 18:14

Correct, OP clearly stated that the broken toilet seat slid off

kimono_fml 17

Thursday 10 November 2011 18:36

seriously? ... its not like UK doesn't have its own walmart chain. it's called asda

akayc32 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 20:12

$400 for a plane ticket? To where? Cost more to fly from Houston to Vegas

grands138 4

Thursday 10 November 2011 20:25

I really can't stand morons like you who read every sentence so literally. So she said Walmart. All that was meant was that you can pick up a cheap toilet seat lid at a store nearby. I bet you're the kind of idiot who will sit at a red light in the middle of the night until it turns green, when there's not a soul in sight.

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 12 November 2011 4:52

#45 actually that last bit is not so idiotic if there's a red light camera. They don't care if there's other cars or not. Also, 31 was making a joke, get a sense of humor, maybe you can get those at walmart too.