By Sack - 10/11/2011 11:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I sat on the toilet and fell off as the broken toilet seat slid off. As I fell, I grabbed the light cord in an effort to stop myself, and pulled it out of the ceiling. Now I can't use the toilet, and have to shower in the dark. FML
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Lemuel_fml 5

I wonder how the toilet seat broke in the first place...

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deviable 9

I believe there is a dark cloud for every silver lining.

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blunttobluntest 12

I moderated this this morning and cracked up! I didn't want to be rude, but this was very funny! Yes, I agree that morning wasn't your best!

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margie4peace 11

You do know that lots of people moderate each story, right? It's not like you are solely responsible for the howling laughter. ;)

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Spazz420 7

Women do it all the time it's called 'hover'

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Mr_Alarm 12

Well, I always called it "crouching over the toilet while taking a shit", but your descriptions are so much more graceful.

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tfair85 2

You can't go to walmart and buy a new seat for $15 dollars and install it (only two screws and nuts?) It really isn't rocket science.

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Lemuel_fml 5

What about Toilet Science? ... Yeah that was terrible.

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sydnee14 7

Maybe you should look where they smart one!

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krad204 21

So fix it, putting a light fixture in is no hard job. Do you have a flashlight?

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dstadler 6

I know right. It's all do it yourself go to a hardware store and they will tell u how

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THeroinCZ 10

Those little situations just have to make you laugh ;)

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TraceCase_ 19

You should start watching the DIY network. After you've seen a few dozen bathroom makeovers and how easy they make it look, you should at least be inspired and confident enough to change your toilet seat.

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