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Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28954) - you deserved it (16410)

On 11/06/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by wellthisisawkward80 - United States

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Just don't forget who you're going to marry, bro. Let her use her seductive look to catch someone else.

#1 - On 11/06/2011 at 6:10am by DjeePee

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Be glad it wasn't your mother in law lol D:

#4 - On 11/06/2011 at 6:13am by Tektite

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