Today, my friend and I went to a tacky-themed party. She was wearing orange faux snake stilettos. I commented, "Those are perfect for tonight, where'd you manage to find such hideous shoes?" It turns out she wears those shoes all the time, the color just matched her outfit. FML

by Noname / 03/02/2009 at 9:07am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

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  • f your life? f HER life. you're not the one wearing what sounds like the world's ugliest shoes ...

    #1 - On 03/02/2009 at 2:06pm by boombaby

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  • if she was dressing tacky, why was she wearing shoes that MATCHED her outfit

    #5 - On 03/02/2009 at 3:50pm by PTERONOPHOBIA

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