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Today, while trying to get my phone to charge, I shoved in the cable harder and harder and tried to wobble it so my phone would charge. After snapping the USB input from the force, I saw the plug was switched off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4762) - you deserved it (26824)

On 10/29/2011 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Poole)

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Sounds like your having sex

#1 - On 10/30/2011 at 4:34am by MrKlutch

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Don't force it a great rule in life

#3 - On 10/30/2011 at 4:35am by teague95

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