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Today, I was pulled over for going the wrong way on a closed highway. The construction signs pointed me in that direction, and the cop agreed that they should be fixed. Did it stop him from giving me a ticket anyway? Nope. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31119) - you deserved it (2351)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:59am - misc - by ashleyyyy - United States (Illinois)

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Take it to court. That's what you do

#1 - On 10/28/2011 at 12:07pm by lifeisaterriblem

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Ma'am, you do realize your going the wrong way right?
What? how do you know where I'm going!

#11 - On 10/28/2011 at 12:15pm by The_creator

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