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Today, a neo-Nazi stopped me and commented on my blue eyes and blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", and should follow him and other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, and other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around my neck. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43794) - you deserved it (3336)

On 10/24/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by KaySchrages92 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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What the fuck? How could people vote YDI? People these days...

#2 - On 10/25/2011 at 2:43am by iMeganDoll

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You should have pulled it out, and said "No, thank you, but shalom"

#4 - On 10/25/2011 at 2:44am by juturnaamo

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