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Today, my roomie had guests over. I didn't feel like socializing, but I really had to piss. So I pissed in the plant in my room, spilled half of it, mopped it up with an old shirt, and went to bed. FML
Really? You'd rather piss in a pot plant than simply ignore everyone while you walk to the toilet.
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Friday 13 February 2015