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Today, I decided to come out to a co-worker. She looked at me, then laughed, and said, "You can't be gay, you're fat!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30895) - you deserved it (3057)

On 02/09/2009 at 5:00pm - misc - by BearMan (man) - United States (Florida)

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