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Today, I decided to come out to a co-worker. She looked at me, then laughed, and said, "You can't be gay, you're fat!" FML


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On 02/09/2009 at 5:00pm - misc - by BearMan (man) - United States (Florida)

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omg. that's horrible. I hope you responded with "and you can't be straight. you're skinny." (if she was a skinny bitch that is)

#1 - On 02/09/2009 at 7:27pm by beililee

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hahahaha, well if you're anything like Damien from Mean Girls, then forget about that stupid bitch and go find yourself a handsome guy.

#2 - On 02/09/2009 at 7:56pm by bebo09

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