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Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8092) - you deserved it (43152)

On 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by tommyboy783 - United States (Wisconsin)

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Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

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Good plan. But bad execution. Lol

#2 - On 10/20/2011 at 2:46am by russellboy

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There are so many things wrong with this. For one, a response from the same number.

#5 - On 10/20/2011 at 2:47am by Freeze

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