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Today, my parents had a fight as to which one of them is the most cultured. As a result, they've begun writing my chore lists in a variety of languages. If I don't do them, I'm grounded. I only speak English. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22459) - you deserved it (2679)

On 10/19/2011 at 6:29pm - misc - by Missy - Australia (New South Wales)

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use google translate?

#1 - On 10/20/2011 at 2:45am by tingway

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How old are you that you still get a chore "list?"

#3 - On 10/20/2011 at 2:47am by ironik69

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