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Today, I went out shopping. When I left the store, I saw my ex, who I'm still crazy about. He helped me carry my bags out to the car. When I leaned in to give him a hug goodbye, he stepped aside, and I fell face-first into a puddle. He walked away laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26111) - you deserved it (6817)

On 10/18/2011 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Way to dampen the mood.

#3 - On 10/18/2011 at 6:10pm by WeezyBites

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Like a boss.

#4 - On 10/18/2011 at 6:10pm by gleniatorixx

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