Today, my balls were stepped on while I was taking a nap in the park. The man said he didn't see me lying there. I was wearing a neon orange jacket. FML
by dak-rod423 / 10/15/2011 at 12:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Make sure your text complies with our rules
Why were your balls taking a nap in the park?
#1 - On 10/15/2011 at 6:17am by Mr_Alarm
See in context
Lucky that woke you up, instead of a man throwing you in his van.
#5 - On 10/15/2011 at 6:20am by Im2Handsom
7589703 FMLs submitted since the site's creation!
Other versions: Android · iOS · Windows Phone
Français · Italiano · Español · Türk · Pусский · Svenskt · Indonesia
© Beta&Cie. Created by Maxime VALETTE, assisted by Guillaume PASSAGLIA