Today, I went to the emergency room for busting my lip open, I had to lie and tell them I slipped and fell. In reality I was singing with the soap bottle and slammed it into my lip. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14426) - you deserved it (8479)
On 10/12/2011 at 4:05pm - misc - by Nickname (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Lauren's life also sucksToday, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year old…
John W. also deserved itToday, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me…
Apparently you're so bad that the soap bottle told you to shut up.
#5 - On 10/12/2011 at 6:06pm by krysxkatastrophe
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+112 | 14
What song were you singing?
#2 - On 10/12/2011 at 6:05pm by TheSnakeDoctor20
+90 | 17
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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