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Today, I went to the emergency room for busting my lip open, I had to lie and tell them I slipped and fell. In reality I was singing with the soap bottle and slammed it into my lip. FML


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On 10/12/2011 at 4:05pm - misc - by Nickname (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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Apparently you're so bad that the soap bottle told you to shut up.

#5 - On 10/12/2011 at 6:06pm by krysxkatastrophe

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What song were you singing?

#2 - On 10/12/2011 at 6:05pm by TheSnakeDoctor20

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