Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the emergency room for busting my lip open,...

By Nickname - 12/10/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I went to the emergency room for busting my lip open, I had to lie and tell them I slipped and fell. In reality I was singing with the soap bottle and slammed it into my lip. FML

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Today, I reached for my lip balm while laying in bed in the dark. I accidentally knocked my bedside lamp, and it fell on my hand and shattered. A huge glass fragment impaled my hand. I just got out of surgery. FML

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By tm - 18/07/2012 05:06 - United States - Madisonville

Today, I went to the emergency room with chest pain. I didn't have a heart attack, but I now have a broken nose after passing out and face-planting in the waiting room. FML

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By Mary - 05/03/2019 18:00

Today, I tried to go down the stairs two steps at a time. I slipped, fell flat on my ass, and busted my lower lip against my overbite. When I tried to get up, I realized I had also peed my pants. FML

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By sorethumb - 15/12/2015 23:39 - United Kingdom - Bookham

Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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By Bleach dat Blood - 20/07/2015 03:02

Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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By Break A Leg - 08/08/2022 14:00

Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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By Gg - 23/07/2009 21:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I bust my lip when a car bumped into mine. As I headed home, I was stopped by the police who told me my back light was out. I tried to explain, but it just came out as "fghjiljh" because of my lip. I was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving. FML

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krysxkatastrophe 14

Thursday 13 October 2011 0:06

Apparently you're so bad that the soap bottle told you to shut up.

matt120784 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 0:06

Busted lip? Probably a Chris Brown song...

Comments

buttercup245 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 0:32

Been there done that !!

GraceKathryn97 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 0:35

Who goes to the emergency room for a busted lip?!?! What a wimp!!!

thenotsobeastly 4

Thursday 13 October 2011 0:45

it happens. get over it. move on. let it happen again. and again. and again.

LadyLexi 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 0:54

Were you that bad?

neonberries 15

Thursday 13 October 2011 1:26

Why would you got to A&E for a cut lip? That's just a massive waste of resources, time and money!

puppy23 3

Thursday 13 October 2011 1:28

Which lips were you ramming the soap bottle with? :p

perdix 29

Thursday 13 October 2011 1:35

And then you had to go and lie to us with a bullshit soap bottle ruse. We know your man beat you for making a shitty sammich. Did you use soap instead of mayo?