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Today, there was a guy following me, so to avoid him, I crouched down and basically waddled behind a wall to get past him. Sure enough, first thing I see when I get around the corner, while still waddling, was an unhappy midget couple staring right at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20321) - you deserved it (3766)

On 10/03/2011 at 8:37am - misc - by Mike Polk - United States

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As I read through this, I was expecting the stalker to wait for you around the corner. The midgets were completely unexpected.

#9 - On 10/03/2011 at 1:06pm by yamatelle

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Wow, that's just some bad luck.

#1 - On 10/03/2011 at 12:53pm by LardZilla

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