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Today, there was a guy following me, so to avoid him, I crouched down and basically waddled behind a wall to get past him. Sure enough, first thing I see when I get around the corner, while still waddling, was an unhappy midget couple staring right at me. FML
As I read through this, I was expecting the stalker to wait for you around the corner. The midgets were completely unexpected.
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