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By Mike Polk / Monday 3 October 2011 12:37 / United States
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As I read through this, I was expecting the stalker to wait for you around the corner. The midgets were completely unexpected.

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big deal , should have said "top of tha morning to ya" or asked them if the represent the lollipop guild, then yell I'm off the see the wizard and run off

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Haha laugh out loud. Oh my god this made me roll on floor laughing. Oh wait be right back. Talk to you later.

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You've angered them, you fool. You're lucky one didn't sit on top of the other and punch you in the neck. Not the face.

As I read through this, I was expecting the stalker to wait for you around the corner. The midgets were completely unexpected.

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They are real people to who? They are real people to my uncle? No. He stands firm on the fact that midgets are the friends of Peter Pan. Delusional fellow.

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NoNotTheFace- Don't worry I won't kill you, but I might have to rape you. If you scream, I shall super glue your eyes shut and chop off your boobs. ;)

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Rape me? Fine. But you gotta buy me dinner first. (Taco Bell, perhaps) Then we shall go to your basement and I'll be the nine year old and you shall be the priest from the near-by church.

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Fair enough. Not to worry though, I won't do it on your face, I prefer tits. ikick if you were on a game adventure, the last thing or "boss" you'd be facing will be a midget. Mine would be a clown. I fucking hate those things.

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