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Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31099) - you deserved it (5632)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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She's a boss.

#1 - On 09/28/2011 at 12:52pm by chingthecreator

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I hate to say it, but your mom is fucking awesome!

#4 - On 09/28/2011 at 12:54pm by yamatelle

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