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Well, you should've used a goddamn plate you wreckless hobo. You and your poptart-no-plate eating shenanigans. :)
I've heard that can be punishable by death in Texas. Just be glad you're alive.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 21 November 2014