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Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21939) - you deserved it (1955)

On 09/23/2011 at 12:50pm - misc - by jccwell - United States

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Sooo.... What's your gamertag??

#2 - On 09/23/2011 at 6:27pm by trollsemen

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Wow, another sucky father FML...did he buy you cigarettes when you were 15 too?

#5 - On 09/23/2011 at 6:31pm by WCARlover

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