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Today, I went to run outside, only to smack straight into our sliding glass door. Just a few hours beforehand, my mom put up a strip of colored tape to stop this from happening. FML


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On 09/22/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

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so I guess the colored tape didn't help then?

#2 - On 09/22/2011 at 6:51pm by daydreamer244

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Your mom must be so proud.

#5 - On 09/22/2011 at 6:52pm by ihavenosoul

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