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Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML


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On 09/19/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by redeye (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

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I'm trying not to imagine the pain.
Besides your brother not only being a complete idiot and not understanding general knowledge of house hold chemicals, you should introduce him to rubbing alcohol's couson ;hydrogen peroxide on a nice open wound.

#4 - On 09/19/2011 at 6:30am by underguarded

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Ambush him by placing two mousetraps just below his balls on his bed while he is sleeping, attach the trap to a string, to a pulley in the ceiling, and then finally tape the string to hid eyelids. The trap will go off once he opens his eyes in the morning, sweet ironic revenge

#8 - On 09/19/2011 at 6:36am by Enigmax2514

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