Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I went to the DMV for my second attempt to get my license. I did everything perfectly, stayed at the speed limit, did my three-point turn flawlessly, and parked nicely. The lady failed me because I wasn't using the stick shift right. My car doesn't have a stick shift. FML

#17746591
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24084) - you deserved it (1802)

On 09/14/2011 at 8:13pm - misc - by dmvfail - United States (North Carolina)

Twitchy's life also sucks
Today, I watched a cat pounce on a small bird and rip it to shreds, feather by feather.…

Tom also deserved it
Today, I went to court expecting to walk out a free man. Turns out my misdemeanor offense…

Top comments

See? You weren't using it at all.

#2 - On 09/15/2011 at 3:06am by Arsonnist

See in context

+73 | 2

How do you use a stick shift wrong?

#1 - On 09/15/2011 at 3:05am by StoryOfTheYear

See in context

+45 | 13

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML’s Roommates from hell
  • If we could, we’d probably all live on our own. Exotic dancers would do our cleaning and housework; bartenders would serve us glamorous cocktails with mini paper umbrellas in them every hour on the dot. We would…

Monday 20 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by