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Today, my roommate and I were walking to a bar and a group of guys shouted out at us "Hey, it's like we're on Animal Planet, I see a zebra and a gorilla." My roommate was wearing a zebra print shirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41114) - you deserved it (3264)

On 05/09/2009 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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