By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, my roommate and I were walking to a bar and a group of guys shouted out at us "Hey, it's like we're on Animal Planet, I see a zebra and a gorilla." My roommate was wearing a zebra print shirt. FML
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Same thing different taste

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then shout back "yeah and I see a bunch of asses"

You should have asked them if they want to do it like they do on the discovery channel

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i hope you were wearing a gorilla suit

GHEE_fml 0

Just ignore them, Gorillas > zebras anyway.

Rawrrr14 0

Screw them, they were probably wasted and thought that was a pick-up line. Besides, guys can be asses, like 95% of the time (no offense to any gentlemen), when will they ever learn? lol

randomsloth 0

this made me giggle hahhah fail

wow this is so funny! I wouldn't be surprised if you were the person me and my friends saw at the bar and yelled out something like that LOL!!!!

you should have been like "really? well I guess we all are on animal planet because I see some drunk jackasses"