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Today, I saw my little brother playing with my new kitten. He is only five and isn't very gentle so I took the cat away and told him "You can't play with the cat! I don't think he likes you very much!" In a joking tone. The cat then bit and clawed my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9600) - you deserved it (33405)

On 05/09/2009 at 2:08am - animals - by Christine (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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