Animals: Today, I saw my little brother playing with my new kitten. He...

By Christine - 09/05/2009 06:08 - United States

Today, I saw my little brother playing with my new kitten. He is only five and isn't very gentle so I took the cat away and told him "You can't play with the cat! I don't think he likes you very much!" In a joking tone. The cat then bit and clawed my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 22:36 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, my little brother was playing with my cat, getting it to chase a laser pointer. He thought it would be funny to shine the laser pointer over my nuts. FML

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By smellsofeggs - 26/11/2009 21:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML

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By Zoey_M - 08/07/2013 23:26 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, my older brother told me that the only reason I like cats is because they control minds. I laughed. He was serious. FML

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CLAWS

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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Little shit

By moneyman22 - 01/03/2010 19:09 - United States

Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML

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By meowmeow - 21/09/2010 04:38 - Australia

Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML

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Jackson Galaxy moment

By Foreigner Fail - 25/09/2022 13:30

Today, I meowed at my cat and he got really close to me. I then meowed again and he punched me in the face. Them's fightin' words, it seems. FML

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By My rapey cat (doesn't even have balls) - 21/04/2018 01:30

Today, my 20-year-old sister is taking care of my cat while I am out of state. She sent a photo of him "playing in a silly way" with her kitty. I then had to very seriously explain to her that in the photo, my cat and her cat were trying to make more cats. FML

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Beware!

By Anonymous - 24/11/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bed. When I poked my head under to show him nothing was there, the family cat sprang out and clawed me in the face. Now I have a gash on my chin, and my son refuses to go anywhere near his bed. FML

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Saturday 9 May 2009 16:28

You didn't deserve that. But maybe next time instead of telling him that he can't go near it because it doesn't like him, teach him how to handle it properly.

Helinacoustic 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:09

Karma. And cats have a sense of irony.

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dammn 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:25

you might not know it , but cats can hear :P

lyndis_fml 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 3:28

If the cat didn't mind, why did you?

Casualt1234 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 3:40

#36. I have nothing against a little flair in a sentence, but I do when it is pointless or just doesn't make sense. Plus, most FMLs I've read use the particular phrase, "proceeds to," which is an annoying trend. Haha, I found this phrase from a media writing website: Wordiness: Say what you need to say in as few words as possible. For example, don't write, "The man proceeded to leave the building." Instead, write "The man left the building." Plus, proceed is a word that is a little too formal for situations such as this.

itsCJK 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 9:16

KKAAARRRMMMAAAAAAA :p

dreamofme 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 18:27

Oh, who cares? It's a kitten. It's going to claw and bite. All of them do it. Don't feel like the universe is so hard against you just because your kitten does kitten-like things. I think you'll make it. ... so even though you didn't deserve it, it's ...absolutely no big deal.

eppie 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 19:27

thats what you get for having one of those bastards........ill shoot him for you

summer66_fml 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:01

pwned

rhianna060 8

Monday 11 May 2009 10:18

Maybe teach him how to be nice next time.

PrettyVal 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 14:39

...it's a KITTEN, yes? Kittens like to play. They play by biting and scratching.

bredrawk 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 2:21

The kitten didn't scratch you because it didn't like you. It scratched you because it was annoyed because of your brother being rough with it. Your brother was hurting your kitten.