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Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32917) - you deserved it (1387)

On 09/04/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Pool-less - United States (Missouri)

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They... essentially stole your pool...?

This is just bizarre.

In what universe would anyone, from any walk of life, think this is okay?

#4 - On 09/04/2011 at 9:59am by Quest_

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Take it down.

#2 - On 09/04/2011 at 9:58am by Ishinebrightly

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