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Today, while at the grocery store an elderly woman farted very loudly next to me. Everyone in the aisle looked our way. The woman pointed at me, and left the aisle. I received many disgusted looks from children and their parents. FML
It's a miracle she's alive. Some old people cut the cheese so hard they blow up.
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