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Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48923) - you deserved it (7181)

On 05/08/2009 at 5:46pm - misc - by man (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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