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Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50729) - you deserved it (7486)

On 05/08/2009 at 5:46pm - misc - by man (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Wrong time of the month dude.

#6 - On 05/08/2009 at 8:56pm by eastsidehippie

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Bitches like that make me ashamed to be a woman.

Time for her to become an Ex.

I hope you're well!

#9 - On 05/08/2009 at 8:59pm by Luckster

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