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Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML

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On 08/20/2011 at 12:44am - misc - by anonymous22kittylicklick (woman) - United States (New York)

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Chap stick is a big responsiblity ok? Think of the consequences!

#6 - On 08/20/2011 at 6:25am by ciarafox9

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Better too young than too old :)

#2 - On 08/20/2011 at 6:22am by mea_iloveskiing

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