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Today, I'm sitting in a public toilet when a guy kicks the door in and shoves a police badge in my face, screaming for me to tell him "the path of Lemmiwinks". After a whole minute of me shitting my balls off, he bursts into laughter and tells me I've been pranked. I was too embarrassed to report him. FML
This is the one and only situation where it's okay to grab one of your turds from the toilet and throw it at someone's face.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 4 September 2015