Today, I'm sitting in a public toilet when a guy kicks the door in and shoves a police badge in my face, screaming for me to tell him "the path of Lemmiwinks". After a whole minute of me shitting my balls off, he bursts into laughter and tells me I've been pranked. I was too embarrassed to report him. FML

by shitless88 / 08/19/2011 at 8:23pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

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  • the fuck??

    #1 - On 08/19/2011 at 11:31pm by satanic

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  • This is the one and only situation where it's okay to grab one of your turds from the toilet and throw it at someone's face.

    #11 - On 08/19/2011 at 11:35pm by every1luvsboners

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