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Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15297) - you deserved it (2729)

On 08/18/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by upset room mate - United States (Texas)

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I'm still sad that you guys kicked me out...

#4 - On 08/18/2011 at 5:58am by macsterfun

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That awkward moment when you find out you're sharing the same towel for the same uses...

#3 - On 08/18/2011 at 5:57am by Ldesu

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