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Today, my husband wrote all these wonderful romantic messages to me via Facebook, proclaiming his love to me in front of all my friends and family. Too bad he hasn't spoken to me in "real life" for almost 3 weeks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31830) - you deserved it (3510)

On 08/17/2011 at 8:13am - misc - by howtragic - Australia (Queensland)

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Time to dump his ass

#1 - On 08/17/2011 at 1:01pm by agaba

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Congratulations. You found a way to complain about your husband saying nice things about you to the world. It sucks that he hasn't spoken to you in 3 weeks (which is probably an exaggeration), but that means you probably haven't spoken to him in as long.

I can't help but wonder if the reason the two of you haven't spoken is because you are on Facebook and FML all day. Maybe your husband was trying to communicate to you through Facebook because that is where you spend all your time.

#48 - On 08/17/2011 at 2:03pm by jsfromga

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