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Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21301) - you deserved it (5086)

On 02/09/2009 at 1:24pm - misc - by Bliss (man) - United States (Florida)

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Don't buy girls drinks.

#1 - On 02/09/2009 at 2:22pm by Joey T

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shoulda punched her in the beak.

#2 - On 02/09/2009 at 3:33pm by valos

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