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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool. He seemed shocked that I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people are used to it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39242) - you deserved it (4610)

On 08/15/2011 at 1:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

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karma is gonna gets it's revenge on her

#1 - On 08/15/2011 at 5:07pm by Livzii

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Is that when you drowned her in the pool?

#6 - On 08/15/2011 at 5:09pm by Yarrachel

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