Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool. He seemed shocked that I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people are used to it." FML
I agree, your life sucks (40771) - you deserved it (4725)
On 08/15/2011 at 1:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)
blah's life also sucksToday, my daughter decided to come out to me by leaving a browser window open with the…
Joe also deserved itToday, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML
karma is gonna gets it's revenge on her
#1 - On 08/15/2011 at 5:07pm by Livzii
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+446 | 5
Is that when you drowned her in the pool?
#6 - On 08/15/2011 at 5:09pm by Yarrachel
+154 | 10
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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