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Today, I was knocked into a wall by a high-pressure water cannon suddenly kicking in. I was only going to the corner store to buy some chocolate. Probably serves me right for not noticing a small riot due to a thumping hangover. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22342) - you deserved it (6442)

On 08/14/2011 at 10:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

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sounds like a blast.

#1 - On 08/15/2011 at 2:46am by sydneybeau

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Are you the same idiot who got so drunk they gave out there moms number..?

#6 - On 08/15/2011 at 2:49am by Rico_Mal1116

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