Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20709) - you deserved it (6996)
On 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (New York)
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Did he respond with, "but it looks like you can handle two six inchers?"
#3 - On 08/14/2011 at 7:00pm by amerwin
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+393 | 3
that's what she said.. oh wait..
#1 - On 08/14/2011 at 6:58pm by TheRealHouse
+358 | 7
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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