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Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

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On 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (New York)

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Did he respond with, "but it looks like you can handle two six inchers?"

#3 - On 08/14/2011 at 7:00pm by amerwin

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that's what she said.. oh wait..

#1 - On 08/14/2011 at 6:58pm by TheRealHouse

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