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Today, in my class I was nominated for the guy with the worst hairdo. I don't know what is worse, the fact that I was nominated or the fact that I felt let down when I did not win. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33429) - you deserved it (5570)

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that's kinda funny but yea don't worry about it man, not like your hairdo is permanent or something.

#5 - On 05/08/2009 at 10:11am by massivebox

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...Wait, your pissed because you dont have the worst hair? fine i hate your hair it sucks. Happy now?

#22 - On 05/08/2009 at 12:04pm by Vasir

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