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Today, I was running on a track above a basketball court. I noticed several cute guys playing a pick-up game, so I tried to run my hardest. Not paying attention, I didn't hear when they warned me about the ball flying towards me. It hit me in the head, I then ran into a wall and face-planted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17375) - you deserved it (36511)

On 05/08/2009 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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This sounds suspiciously similar to another FML from about a week back.

And not to repeat the comments from that one, but why would you run faster? You're meant to run slower. Bay Watch-style.

#1 - On 05/08/2009 at 6:18am by plethora

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Well. Not exactly what you wanted but you did get some ball to face action. ;-)

And besides, not really a FML as they likely paid you more attention from that then if the ball hadn't come your way at all.

#2 - On 05/08/2009 at 6:20am by Jimboom

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