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Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it that much!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32696) - you deserved it (2863)

On 08/07/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by Taylor D - United States (Virginia)

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Take your glove off, slap him, and take your business elsewhere.

#2 - On 08/07/2011 at 6:12am by LaughterofCorn

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Get told by a person who works at walmart XD

#4 - On 08/07/2011 at 6:13am by randomguy1millon

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