Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note.
I agree, your life sucks (32915) - you deserved it (3669)
On 08/06/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by nomorecookies - United States (Missouri)
- Moved Across the Country's life also sucksToday, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may be my boss.…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a…
At least you have good cooking skills
#1 - On 08/06/2011 at 9:55am by Spade606
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Cookie monster escaped again?
#4 - On 08/06/2011 at 9:56am by Jourjour
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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