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Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
Imagine how that conversation would go. "oh hey we're just searching your house for drugs. Oh your his daughter? Oh it's nice to meet you! Yeah we come her often." FYL
This is how the Should have gone.
1st cop: He's your old man?
1st cop:Hey Frankie, over here!Come meet his kid!
2nd cop:Hey kid how you doing, we've been dying to meet you.Been here about 5 times never met you.
*pats OP on back*
1st cop:See you soon kid.We'll be back.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 3 July 2015