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Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10992) - you deserved it (76857)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

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try a toilet next time?

#2 - On 08/04/2011 at 12:55pm by emmiep1011

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what are you doing taking a dump behind a dumpster? Were you born in a barn?

#5 - On 08/04/2011 at 12:55pm by nekros

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