Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard...

By jshi8 - 04/08/2011 14:35 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

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By Sailorjoe - 25/08/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I had to take out the trash at work and I kept trying to throw it in the dumpster. After five tries I finally made it in. I was feeling pretty good since the bag was heavy. That was until I turned around and saw about 30 of my coworkers applauding and laughing at me. FML

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By dump truck hater - 03/06/2015 16:18 - United States - Austin

Today, when leaving my apartment, I instantly noticed there was a giant dump truck in our lot, which turned out to be directly behind my car. After making a 20-point escape from my parking space and getting to work late, my roommate texts me, "DUDE guess what I got last night." A giant dump truck. FML

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By Stinkycar - 05/06/2017 12:00

Today, it was an unusually hot day and I saw one of my friends walking down the street carrying a large bag. I stopped and asked if he needed a ride. When he got in, I noticed a horrible stench. He then told me he'd just been dumpster diving. FML

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By AwwChute - 21/02/2010 01:53 - United States

Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

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By KO: - 30/04/2014 04:20 - United States

Today, I was changing the garbage at a local fast food place where I work. Being a rather short guy, I had to lean back and fling the full, heavy bag at the top. I did so with such force that my head hit the dumpster, knocking me out. FML

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By Typrokka - 22/10/2009 17:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML

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By badluckantonio - 25/08/2011 05:29 - Canada

Today, I was taking out the garbage at work when I slipped and fell into the garbage container. The scent was so bad that a bus driver denied me a ride home. FML

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Herbie Kirby

By Anonymous - 30/04/2023 12:00

Today, I was literally taking care of my coworker's garbage. Piss was dumped on me as I lifted the Herbie Kirby to the larger dumpster. What the fuck, people? Don’t literally leave your waste for others to take care of. FML

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By ToiletRoll - 29/03/2015 12:49 - Australia - Frankston

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

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By ugh - 03/09/2013 23:53 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML

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emmiep1011 7

Thursday 4 August 2011 18:55

try a toilet next time?

nekros_fml 5

Thursday 4 August 2011 18:55

what are you doing taking a dump behind a dumpster? Were you born in a barn?

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nobaconforyou 6

Thursday 4 August 2011 18:56

Oh my.

gruvychild 17

Thursday 4 August 2011 18:57

Ha! Well that sure gives the word "dumpster" a whole new meaning!

omfg_creepers 8

Monday 12 December 2011 5:29

I c wut u did ther

breeisdope 4

Thursday 4 August 2011 18:57

Why the **** were you ******** behind a dumpster ?!

Colton15 1

Monday 30 July 2012 10:24

Obviously because he had to take a monster of a shit. Stupid woman!

keitorinm 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 18:57

that's embarrassing...

jillianmathers12 13

Thursday 4 August 2011 18:58

Holy Shit! That's garbage! Lol

intothecrypt 3

Friday 5 August 2011 6:32

Except behind the dumpster.

neongurl98 10

Friday 5 August 2011 7:46

Its a joke ppl?

missyj0 12

Thursday 4 August 2011 18:58

I really am at a loss for words at this FML. Taking a dump.. outside.. by a dumpster.. WHY?

atari83man 0

Friday 5 August 2011 7:03

Message me at [email protected] like to talk sometime long live led zeppelin man! U said u like classic rock ima big cr fan to tlk sometime

Alex252P 3

Thursday 4 August 2011 18:58

Thats the way to go

Crash_1524 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 18:59

Dumpster dump xD

liquidSELECT 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 19:00

When you gotta go you gotta go!

Nudi_fml 13

Thursday 4 August 2011 19:01

How could you not hear the truck coming? Don't they have awful sound alerts when they reverse, plus the truck itself is quite noisy?

lovinit5683 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 23:18

That's what I was thinking, lol.

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