Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard...

By jshi8 - 04/08/2011 14:35 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

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By Sailorjoe - 25/08/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I had to take out the trash at work and I kept trying to throw it in the dumpster. After five tries I finally made it in. I was feeling pretty good since the bag was heavy. That was until I turned around and saw about 30 of my coworkers applauding and laughing at me. FML

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By dump truck hater - 03/06/2015 16:18 - United States - Austin

Today, when leaving my apartment, I instantly noticed there was a giant dump truck in our lot, which turned out to be directly behind my car. After making a 20-point escape from my parking space and getting to work late, my roommate texts me, "DUDE guess what I got last night." A giant dump truck. FML

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By Stinkycar - 05/06/2017 12:00

Today, it was an unusually hot day and I saw one of my friends walking down the street carrying a large bag. I stopped and asked if he needed a ride. When he got in, I noticed a horrible stench. He then told me he'd just been dumpster diving. FML

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You deserved it 538

By AwwChute - 21/02/2010 01:53 - United States

Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

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By KO: - 30/04/2014 04:20 - United States

Today, I was changing the garbage at a local fast food place where I work. Being a rather short guy, I had to lean back and fling the full, heavy bag at the top. I did so with such force that my head hit the dumpster, knocking me out. FML

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You deserved it 5 116

By Typrokka - 22/10/2009 17:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML

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You deserved it 32 184

By badluckantonio - 25/08/2011 05:29 - Canada

Today, I was taking out the garbage at work when I slipped and fell into the garbage container. The scent was so bad that a bus driver denied me a ride home. FML

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You deserved it 3 030

Herbie Kirby

By Anonymous - 30/04/2023 12:00

Today, I was literally taking care of my coworker's garbage. Piss was dumped on me as I lifted the Herbie Kirby to the larger dumpster. What the fuck, people? Don’t literally leave your waste for others to take care of. FML

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You deserved it 114

By ToiletRoll - 29/03/2015 12:49 - Australia - Frankston

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

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You deserved it 2 749

By ugh - 03/09/2013 23:53 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML

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You deserved it 40 903

emmiep1011 7

Thursday 4 August 2011 18:55

try a toilet next time?

nekros_fml 5

Thursday 4 August 2011 18:55

what are you doing taking a dump behind a dumpster? Were you born in a barn?

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bettyc4 26

Thursday 4 August 2011 20:11

AAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I GOT THAT PIC SENT TO MY PHONE 30MIN AGO!!!!!!!!

GabbyCharityM 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 20:59

You know a garbage man..?

bettyc4 26

Friday 5 August 2011 1:10

I know over 20,000 people

Kelita 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 20:11

TIME TO CHECK YOUTUBE!!! HAAAHAAAA!!!! ya nasty.

agsilver 14

Thursday 4 August 2011 20:11

*sings* TAKIN A DUMP IN A DUMPSTER!

bigbadtim 7

Thursday 4 August 2011 20:17

I guess that's why they call it a dumpster.

sweetheartxoxo88 7

Thursday 4 August 2011 20:20

I guess we should just be thankful he didn't squat in the middle of the street.

LizzJizz 16

Thursday 4 August 2011 20:21

I hope they dropped that trashcan on top of you ydi.... Smh

nmontgomery19 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 20:24

good thing u didnt take a dump in the dumpster, or u would have been dumped on too

Monarch125 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 20:36

really?? u couldnt find a better place?? disgusting

BikeAllDay818 6

Thursday 4 August 2011 20:37

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NiceOldMan 11

Thursday 4 August 2011 20:43

FYL. Toilets just aren't in these days. No, but really...why did you think this was a good idea?

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