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Today, my grandmother updated her will. Previously, it denied inheritance to family members with non-white spouses, and any mixed-raced children. Now it does the same with politically correct terminology. She then bragged about how accepting she is in front of my Korean husband and our daughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24538) - you deserved it (2303)

On 08/01/2011 at 8:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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What a bitch

#2 - On 08/02/2011 at 2:58am by gsrahn91

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Wow, does she know what accepting means?

#1 - On 08/02/2011 at 2:57am by zkcupcake

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