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Today, my parents wouldn't let me go to the fair because they reckon my IQ is so low, I could quite possibly choke on cotton candy and pass out confused by the hall of mirrors. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25411) - you deserved it (5861)

On 08/01/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by vsf - United States

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I thought cotton candy melted in your mouth...

#3 - On 08/02/2011 at 2:57am by mandywaffles

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Well if you were able to post this, and use standard proper English; you'd probably, at the least, be allowed entry.

#2 - On 08/02/2011 at 2:57am by Gamakichi

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